What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Minds and Behinds

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

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So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

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Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?